Was I the only one who shook my head profusely during the entire first 10 minutes this week??
How did sweetie pie Van ever become friends with this chick?!?! She came into town, asked to meet up with her for dinner, and then proceeded to try and drag her the entire time! I already know her story. She was probably the girl that got no play when she was younger, grew up (at some point), found a lacefront, some makeup and some Instagram followers, fucked a couple of athletes, and BAM! A self-made "celebrity" (in her own eyes anyway). Girl, you just a groupie in a business suit! I wanted to laugh at how disgustingly confident she was in her "perceived value" of herself, but really, it hit too close to home. Again, we see art imitating life and pulling back the veil that almost (but not really) shields the truth. She tried to play Van for not being into the same lifestyle she's in and being with a "broke nigga". Well, girl, at least she doesn't have to fuck for dinners like you do. Bloop! Even though her man has to report fraud on his card after he takes her to dinner but....it's the thought that counts, right? I guess escorts don't care about things like that.
She then invites her "sponsor" and his little facially challenged friend (who she is perfectly comfortable passing off to Van for the night) to dinner. She tried it. Like Van said, "You always give me the ugly friend". SMH. She walked out pissed and I would have done the same.
A little make-up smoke sesh in the car patches everything up between the two after dinner except...Van has a drug test the next day for work. Yikes! She got so desperate that she called cousin Alfred (Paper Boi) to ask this fool how she can clean her piss in literally a couple of hours. Yea, it doesn't work like that Van. So instead, she became a trash can chemist and (I was NOT expecting this) extracted pee from her daughter's soiled diapers. I've literally seen it all. She then tapes a condom full of the stuff to her thigh and walks confidently into the school where she works. SMFH!
It gets much worse. The condom bag of piss won't open for her in the bathroom as she's getting ready to take the test and she uses her teeth (girl....) and yea...that did NOT end well. Long story short, she admitted to smoking weed (wrong move) and got fired from her school. And bad ass pupil Tobias silently mocks her. In whiteface. I died!
What did y'all think of this week's episode?